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What will I do when you are far

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away and I am blue?

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What will I do when I'm alone

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with only dreams of you

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that won't come true?

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Do you want a bite?

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Looks like a duper pint of grupo.

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Sharon, I've got a migraine.

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No, you ain't.

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Yes, I have.

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Look, it's my head. I think I know
what's going on in it. And what's going

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it, right?

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Impressive headaches, that's all.

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If you had a real migraine, you'd be
laid out.

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You'll be laid out in a minute.

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Now, Mum, she used to get proper
migraines.

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I don't remember.

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When she was a girl.

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Aunty Sylvie says... Oh, Aunty Sylvie
says, the world's great authority on

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everything. Nothing wrong with Aunty
Sylvie. A brain transplant wasn't put

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right. I mean, who was it saw Princess
Margaret down the pie and mash shop last

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Easter?

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It could have been.

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She could have a secret passion for
jelly deals and liquor.

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Then she'd have had it sent in, wouldn't
she?

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Oh.

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The reason you get bad headaches is
because you feel sorry for yourself all

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time. And the reason you feel sorry for
yourself all the time is because you've

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got low self -esteem syndrome.

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How dare you sit in my kitchen, wolfing
down my bangers and having the brass

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knicks to tell me how to lead my life.
Your life's a complete mess. But the

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difference between us being that I know
I'm a complete mess.

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You ain't faced up to it yet.

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It's like a pig in mud.

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It knows it's a pig, it knows it's in
mud, but it's still happy.

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Meaning?

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Well, it don't mean nothing, does it?

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It just goes to show that we're like
chalk and cheese, you and me.

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Optimist, pessimist.

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Happy as Larry, miserable as Sin.

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Pig in mud, headache in bed.

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That's the first good idea I've heard
from you yet.

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What? Bed.

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I'm going back there.

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Call me when Daryl gets there.

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Well,

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I'm a Dorian. When I woke up, it's a
Russian samovar show.

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Almost certainly from the Imperial
Silverworks at St. Petersburg.

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And definitely typical of the Catherine
the Great period.

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Lovely.

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What's it for?

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For making tea, of course.

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Partial to a cuppa, was she, Catherine
the Great?

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I've got the kettle on. Let's try it
out.

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Sharon, no!

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This is a treasured family heirloom.

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My grandma over Sholom left it to Mummy.

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Why, don't she like her?

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Sharon, I'll have you know this is
priceless.

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Well, I certainly won't give you nothing
for it.

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You'll change your tune after the
Antiques Roadshow.

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I? You don't know.

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They're coming to Chewell tomorrow.

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The BBC, the cameras, all those
distinguished, sexy experts in their

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socks.

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Oh, I get it.

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This is Dorian Green's big chance that
they have features on the telly.

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Nonsense!

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I simply thought I would take this
opportunity of having Mummy's prized

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professionally evaluated.

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I know how your mind works, Dor.

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Get on the road show, make a splash.

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Next stop, blankety -blank, eh?

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Sharon, I am horrified you think me so
vain and superficial.

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It's only because I know you.

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Charlotte, how do you manage to get on
this road show, then? Just bring

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something old? Old and precious.

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No problem.

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Tracey's got all Mum's things in the
loft.

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Bands me, send it out there.

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Mind the wonky steps.

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Oh, I do miss having the use of my lot.

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All that fuss Mark has made about
converting it into a billiard room is

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are still in the box they came in.

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Oh, look, I remember this.

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This used to hang over the fire.

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Ah, pity it never fell in.

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Helen, where's those medals?

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Medals? Now, they are very collectible.

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someone paid an absolute fortune
recently for a VC.

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Oh, unfortunately, my dad missed the VC
by just one letter.

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Sorry? Yeah, so was he.

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Well, luckily, they invented penicillin
just in time, so it cleared up in the

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end.

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In fact, it cleared up all over.

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Well, I don't know about the Antiques
Roadshow, but there is a car boot sale

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the Baker's Arms on Sunday.

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Oh, no.

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This is nice.

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An Edwardian lady's travelling writing
box.

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Yeah, I remember that.

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Someone gave that to Mum when she left
being in service.

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It's locked.

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What the hell do you think you're doing
up here?

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Oh, hiya, Trace.

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We're just going through Mum and Dad's
bits and pieces. Oh, really?

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And what do you think gives you the
right?

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Well, my parents and I, weren't they?
Yes, well, Mum made me promise to look

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after everything.

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She entrusted the lot to me as the
eldest.

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bonfire, you know. We're simply looking
for something that Sharon can use to get

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on the Antiques Roadshow.

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They're coming to Chigwell tomorrow.

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And we found this rather attractive
little box, which might just scrape

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if they're slack.

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Put that box down. It's private, that
is.

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What's in it, Trace? Nothing.

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Just duds and thuds.

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Let's have a look, please.

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I don't know what I've done with the
key.

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Oh, not to worry.

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The same sort of lock Marcus has on his
secret five -year diary.

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Oh, look, letters.

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I love letters, judging by the colour of
the ribbon. Yeah, well, they're

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probably from Dad.

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You must be joking.

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It was about as romantic as a wet
Wednesday in Walthamstow.

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It took him all his time to fill in his
pools coupon.

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Look, he might not have been very good
at showing his feelings, Sharon, but he

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did love Mum.

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Yeah, at least twice.

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USAF, Lake and Heath.

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From US Air Force Corporal Melvin
Halliwell.

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Oh, very Elvis Presley.

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Maybe Mum should have teamed up with Top
Gun there, Trace.

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Don't be a div, she must have been twice
his age.

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So?

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Did you know about him?

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Mum may have mentioned it once, but they
were only pen pal.

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Now come and put them all back.

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I wonder what happened to him.

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Got sent to Vietnam, Mum said. Trodden a
landmine.

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Oh, how awful. Was he badly hurt?

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and Dorian blew him halfway back to
America.

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A friend of his wrote and told Mum.

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Oh, what a sweet little cameo brooch.
Replica, of course.

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That story really got to you, didn't it,
Dorian?

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Come on, let's put it all away now,
shall we? No, no, hang on. Here, cop in

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for a minute.

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Glad to hear the trip to the orphanage
went so well.

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She sure sounds like your kind of kid.

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Send me a photo of her as soon as you
can.

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What do they mean, orphanage?

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You know what an orphanage is.

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Of course I know what an orphanage is.

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So what was Mum doing in one?

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I don't know.

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You know she used to be a dinner lady.
She probably did a stint there once.

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What does it mean?

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You're kind of kid.

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You knew about these letters, didn't
you?

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Look, I may have glanced through them
once before I lost the key, but it don't

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mean nothing. Now give it here.

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Don't mean nothing?

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You're kind of kid?

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An orphanage?

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Well, it probably means that they were
thinking of adopting a kid after they

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us. That's all.

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I don't believe you, Trace. Neither do
I.

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Who asked you?

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Right, come on, give it all back.

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No, I'm looking for more clothes.

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I'll help.

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Look, you mind your own.

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In fact, you can sling your hook and get
the hell out of my loft where you

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weren't even invited.

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Tracey! Come on, out!

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Out! Out! All right, I'm going.

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I'm going.

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Eat up, shall we? It'll get cold.

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I'm not hungry.

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It's unusual for you.

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Yeah, well, it's unusual for me to have
the entire foundation of my life and

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personality destroyed, isn't it? Oh,
leave it at.

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You just don't understand, do you?
What's to understand?

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I'd read some letters you hadn't. Poor
Sharon.

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You're just being deliberately dense,
Chase.

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I don't know who I am anymore.

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This morning I thought I was Sharon
Theodopoulopoulos, knee -racker.

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And who do you think you are now?

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Annika Rice.

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Can't it bother you that one of us might
be adopted?

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Look, on my birth certificate, it's got
Mum and Dad's name right where it should

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be, and yours exactly the same.

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How do you know? Because I remember.

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Well, I don't. Well, then go and get it,
then. I can't, can I?

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I haven't seen it since me and Chris got
married.

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He said he needed it to take up the
Greek Orthodox, and he never brought it

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back.

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Probably flogged it to some illegal
immigrant knowing him.

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Then apply for another one.

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This goes deeper than birth
certificates, Trace.

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I've always had this deep down feeling
that we were different.

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Our lives, our looks.

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The reason why you're thin and I'm fat.

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Lookie, that's what's bothering you, go
on a diet.

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And that's another thing that's
different between us. I couldn't be as

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you if I tried.

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I've always had this feeling that I was
different.

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A sort of piece.

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Missing a... a lost connection.

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Shouldn't that be loose connection,
Sharon?

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Sorry. But we all feel like this
sometimes. It doesn't mean to say we're

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adopted, though God knows sometimes I
wish.

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I think I've always known, really.

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It explains everything.

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It's why me and Tracy are so different.

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But you aren't so different. You've got
the same colouring, the same eyes. When

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Mr and Mrs Rackham... Who?

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Tracy's parents.

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When they went shopping for little
orphan Sharon, they chose a baby that

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resembled the little girl they already
had.

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Are you familiar with the word paranoia,
Sharon?

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My mum weren't my mum.

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I don't know who I am anymore.

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Sharon, listen.

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Why are you so sure it has to be you?

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Because bad things always happen to
Sharon, that's why.

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No, no. I mean, why assume that it was
you who was adopted?

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I mean, this doesn't name names. It's
not even dated.

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For all you know, it could be Tracy who
was adopted.

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But she's the oldest.

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So? It happens all the time.

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A couple think they can't have children,
adopt, stop trying so desperately, and

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then bingo, an £8 surprise.

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Yeah, it's possible.

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Maybe that's why she's so defensive
about the letter.

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Because deep down, she's worried that
she's the one.

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Yeah.

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How do we find out which one of us it
is?

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Well, don't you have anyone you can ask?

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What about the infamous Auntie Sylvie?

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Of course.

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Well, there you are, then. Problem
solved.

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I should counsel for a living.

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Oh, get that for me, would you, Sharon?
It's probably my masseur.

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He promised to try and squeeze me in
this afternoon.

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Or vice versa.

249
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,700
Oh, for me?

250
00:12:10,140 --> 00:12:11,300
Ha ha, very funny.

251
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,600
Dorian, how are you feeling?

252
00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:20,780
Better than I thought after plummeting
eight feet onto a hard parquet floor.

253
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:22,820
I'll get some flowers.

254
00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,300
Yes, I can see that, Tracy.

255
00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,300
The fall didn't damage my eyesight.

256
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,640
Put them in the kitchen, will you?

257
00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:34,280
I'll try and arrange them later when the
throbbings subside.

258
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:35,570
Ah!

259
00:12:35,571 --> 00:12:40,519
What's she doing round here? Bending
your ear all about those stupid letters?

260
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:43,300
I can quite understand why you feel so
insecure, Tracy.

261
00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:48,420
Me? Obviously you realise that either of
you might not be the natural child.

262
00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:49,890
Might not what?

263
00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:54,059
Look, it's Sharon who's got the identity
crisis. I know who I am, thank you very

264
00:12:54,060 --> 00:12:55,110
much.

265
00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:58,460
Don't you dare involve me with your
pathetic fantasies.

266
00:12:58,461 --> 00:13:02,299
I've already told you I don't want to
know. Well, I do want to know. More than

267
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:05,790
anything else in the world. And you're
not going to stop me finding out.

268
00:13:06,191 --> 00:13:12,259
Here you are. I've been up the town. I
want to apply for another birth

269
00:13:12,260 --> 00:13:15,239
certificate for you. They'll put it in
the post first thing tomorrow.

270
00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:18,430
And then maybe we can put an end to this
nonsense once and for all.

271
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:25,080
This has gone beyond birth certificate,
Trace. Oh, don't talk. Oh, no.

272
00:13:27,351 --> 00:13:29,439
over here.

273
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,660
We always go to her. She never comes to
her.

274
00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,700
Only because you never invite her.

275
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,260
This is Barmy.

276
00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,840
She's... She's what?

277
00:13:39,140 --> 00:13:40,740
She's old and she's smelly.

278
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:43,910
And she's completely off her head. You
know she is, Sharon.

279
00:13:44,060 --> 00:13:45,110
No, she's not.

280
00:13:45,460 --> 00:13:47,340
She's our oldest living relative.

281
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:49,370
Probably.

282
00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,200
Oh. What's she doing in there?

283
00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:54,180
She'll bust me low -level flush.

284
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:57,170
She's probably never laid eyes on one
before.

285
00:13:57,850 --> 00:14:00,440
You've got a real problem with old
people, you have.

286
00:14:00,830 --> 00:14:03,750
You'll be a wrinkler yourself one day,
Tracy Stubbs.

287
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:05,670
And she ain't smelly.

288
00:14:06,170 --> 00:14:08,070
It's just her ashes of roses thing.

289
00:14:08,310 --> 00:14:10,070
Always reminds me of death.

290
00:14:10,330 --> 00:14:12,500
There's nothing wrong with your
lavatory.

291
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,160
Decided what to do with this Marriott,
Tracy?

292
00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:16,710
I've got a postcard, please.

293
00:14:17,630 --> 00:14:20,630
Best one off the allotment, so make sure
you do it justice.

294
00:14:20,631 --> 00:14:22,489
Hello, Sharon.

295
00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:23,610
Nice house you've got.

296
00:14:24,150 --> 00:14:25,290
Lovely countryside.

297
00:14:27,070 --> 00:14:30,710
Aunty, can I ask you something? Just a
second, Tracy dear.

298
00:14:30,930 --> 00:14:32,730
I'm sensing the atmosphere.

299
00:14:33,150 --> 00:14:34,910
I told you, bar me.

300
00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:39,730
There's a strange vibration in here.
It's the washing machine. It's on rinse.

301
00:14:40,110 --> 00:14:41,990
Oh, no, there's something else.

302
00:14:42,270 --> 00:14:44,170
An intimation of death.

303
00:14:44,710 --> 00:14:46,710
She's right. Only it ain't happened yet.

304
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:51,650
Maybe she's picked up the vibe from
Melvin's letter. Oh, leave it out.

305
00:14:51,870 --> 00:14:52,920
No.

306
00:14:53,690 --> 00:14:56,030
Aunty, do you still do that?

307
00:14:56,600 --> 00:15:01,459
What do you want to call it? Holding
things and feeling their auras. Oh, you

308
00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:02,900
mean tactile communication.

309
00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:06,660
Well, it doesn't always work, Tracy,
does it?

310
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,010
Surprise, surprise.

311
00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:10,080
Here, try this letter.

312
00:15:10,420 --> 00:15:13,060
Oh, very interesting.

313
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:17,680
A definite feeling of friendship and
shared secrets.

314
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,250
Say it.

315
00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:24,599
It's a personal letter, Sharon. Of
course it contains shared secrets and

316
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:29,560
friendship. Brilliant, my Jack, thee.
I'm picking up a sceptical aura, Sharon.

317
00:15:30,060 --> 00:15:34,120
You should come down the spiritualist
church of a Wednesday night. What for?

318
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:35,410
The bingo?

319
00:15:35,540 --> 00:15:40,239
All unbelievers may scoff, but you'd be
amazed at what passes through us

320
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,320
sometimes. Your mum believes in the
spirits.

321
00:15:43,321 --> 00:15:46,539
Whereas my dad was happy with a pint of
Red Barrel and the black and white

322
00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:50,400
minstrels on the telly. It'd be a better
country if more people believed.

323
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,600
No matter what inn, so long as they
believed.

324
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,800
Oh, I do believe the kettle's boiling.

325
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,800
A cup of tea, auntie? What sort you got?

326
00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:04,480
There's typhoon, some Earl Grey.

327
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:05,890
No nettle?

328
00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:07,070
Nettle?

329
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,760
I had a premonition you wouldn't have no
nettle.

330
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:13,100
Oh, now, that's really spooky, that is.

331
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,390
Here you are, Sharon.

332
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,740
Don't fit six times in a cup of hot
water.

333
00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:18,760
Hot water, ma 'am, not boiling.

334
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,560
Tracy. I'm Tracy.

335
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:23,850
Auntie?

336
00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:26,040
ask you about the old days?

337
00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:27,840
Yes, of course you can, dear.

338
00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:31,560
Do you remember when me and Tracy was
born?

339
00:16:31,561 --> 00:16:35,079
Well, you must do. I mean, you was
around after all, weren't you?

340
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,520
Won't be a sec, auntie.

341
00:16:37,380 --> 00:16:43,540
What do you think you're doing? This has
gone on long enough. Do you hear me?

342
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:48,139
I'm going to ask her. You can't stop me.
Ask her. A dozy old bat who's two sizes

343
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:49,190
short of a toast rack.

344
00:16:49,191 --> 00:16:52,839
And you're going to ask her if one of us
was a freebie from a kid's home. And

345
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:54,159
then you're going to believe her.

346
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:55,540
Get real, will you, Sharon?

347
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:59,100
You don't have to listen if you can't
face the truth. The truth?

348
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,359
The truth?

349
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:03,070
She wouldn't recognise the truth if it
bare on her bum.

350
00:17:03,380 --> 00:17:04,430
Oh, yeah?

351
00:17:04,619 --> 00:17:06,299
So what are you so scared of, then?

352
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:10,610
Oh, come on.

353
00:17:10,819 --> 00:17:11,869
Answer it.

354
00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:13,110
What's the matter?

355
00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:14,940
Frightened your missed stomach?

356
00:17:16,151 --> 00:17:22,399
What do you want? I thought you were
coming with me to the road show.

357
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:23,450
What?

358
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:28,300
How did it go, then, Mum's pregnancy?

359
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,580
Was I an easy baby?

360
00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:31,819
Did she get a lot of morning sickness?

361
00:17:31,820 --> 00:17:32,870
How was the labour?

362
00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:38,200
Well, as far as I recall, Tracy, dear...
Sharon.

363
00:17:38,201 --> 00:17:39,519
I'm Sharon.

364
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,570
I see the identity crisis has cleared
up.

365
00:17:41,571 --> 00:17:46,059
Come and share. We've got to go to the
Antiques Road thingy with Dorian, like

366
00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:49,900
promised. You'll be all right, won't
you, Aunty? We'll call you a minicab.

367
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,720
So, don't introduce me.

368
00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:54,740
Dorian, this is Aunty Sylvie. Oh!

369
00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:56,120
Oh, delighted.

370
00:17:56,790 --> 00:17:58,550
I've heard so much about you.

371
00:17:59,410 --> 00:18:01,640
Sharon tells me you're a little bit
psychic.

372
00:18:01,690 --> 00:18:03,310
Oh, I'll have my moment.

373
00:18:03,570 --> 00:18:05,980
I've always been fascinated by the
paranormal.

374
00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:10,160
I don't think Aunty Sylvie wants to hear
about your sex life right now, Dorian.

375
00:18:11,110 --> 00:18:12,470
Come on, we'll be late.

376
00:18:13,070 --> 00:18:14,120
Blimey, oh, Rosalie.

377
00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:16,950
I never thought I'd lay hands on one of
them again.

378
00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:19,610
What? Can I have a proper shifty?

379
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:20,940
Pardon?

380
00:18:21,070 --> 00:18:22,790
Show her your urn, she may. Oh!

381
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:28,020
Here, why don't you use your six cents
on it, aren't they? Oh, Lord love us,

382
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,900
this takes me back. To where?

383
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:32,350
To the Imperial Court of the Russian
Empire.

384
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,220
Acme Empire, more like.

385
00:18:34,221 --> 00:18:38,719
Your Uncle Russell used to work a stall
just over the road from where they

386
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,770
knocked these out.

387
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:41,640
Solomon's his name was.

388
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:42,930
Jewish fella.

389
00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:45,040
Can't remember his Christian name.

390
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:48,980
Lovely bloke. He knocked out all sorts
of things.

391
00:18:49,590 --> 00:18:53,350
Trophies, fish kettle. Men did an old
zinc bucket for me once.

392
00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:55,450
Fish kettle.

393
00:18:56,230 --> 00:18:57,450
Zinc bucket.

394
00:18:58,690 --> 00:19:03,989
I'll have you know this was created by
the Russian imperial silversmith and has

395
00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:05,610
been in our family for centuries.

396
00:19:06,090 --> 00:19:07,790
All right, calm down, doll.

397
00:19:08,050 --> 00:19:09,310
Anyone can make a mistake.

398
00:19:09,590 --> 00:19:11,820
Especially if you're totally harpic.
What?

399
00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:14,010
Harpic. Clean round the bend.

400
00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:19,560
I'm translating.

401
00:19:19,790 --> 00:19:22,320
That's all right, Tracy. Sister's just a
bit upset.

402
00:19:22,590 --> 00:19:24,610
See? She can't even get her names right.

403
00:19:24,850 --> 00:19:27,860
She doesn't know what day it is, what
year it is, come to that.

404
00:19:28,050 --> 00:19:32,589
How dare you come into my house
uninvited with your stupid marrow and

405
00:19:32,590 --> 00:19:37,649
nasty, smelly tea bags, complaining
about bad vibrations and stinking my

406
00:19:37,650 --> 00:19:41,630
out with that horrible, that revolting
scent what Mum used to wear.

407
00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:46,410
Tracy! I've got to get to the roadshow.
I'll show myself out.

408
00:19:47,690 --> 00:19:49,590
It's only ashes of roses, dear.

409
00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:51,810
Her favourite scent, that was.

410
00:19:52,330 --> 00:19:54,670
She loved roses, did your mother.

411
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:58,590
I think I'd better be going home now. No
problem.

412
00:19:58,790 --> 00:19:59,840
I'll get your coat.

413
00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:02,230
You stay where you are, Arnie.

414
00:20:05,610 --> 00:20:09,310
You can't let her go on there. Not like
this. She'll never speak to us again.

415
00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:12,310
Oh, who gives a toff? And the next time
we get to see her...

416
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:20,840
Sure she's there, auntie. I mean, maybe
she's your auntie and not mine.

417
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,660
Or maybe she's mine and not yours.

418
00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:26,320
Maybe one of us is really heir to the
throne of Transylvania.

419
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,460
She's there, auntie, all right.

420
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,570
Look, let's forget about this adoption
business.

421
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:37,150
Just like that.

422
00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:39,430
I'll tell you what.

423
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,540
We'll settle her in front of the telly.

424
00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:46,010
We'll go down the roadshow for a bit and
let the air clear here.

425
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:50,760
Then we'll come home, cook her a nice
tea, and say no more about the A word,

426
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:51,970
okay?

427
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:53,610
Promise.

428
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,600
Yes, well, this is solid silver.

429
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:15,320
It's Edwardian. It's a dressing table
set, probably given by a scholar.

430
00:21:15,321 --> 00:21:16,699
Excuse me.

431
00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:17,439
Who's that?

432
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,139
Who's that?

433
00:21:18,140 --> 00:21:19,580
With a plain coat security.

434
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:22,790
Where's Aunty?

435
00:21:22,791 --> 00:21:26,079
I'm watching television. Well, she'll be
able to watch me on the television

436
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:29,330
soon. My samovar passed the weeding out
test with flying colours.

437
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,020
So much for Aunty.

438
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,880
This looks a beautiful piece.

439
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,290
What have we here?

440
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,170
Dorian Green.

441
00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:38,480
Very pleased to meet you.

442
00:21:38,481 --> 00:21:41,259
My friend means what have you brought
for us to look at?

443
00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:42,540
Apart from her cleavage.

444
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,050
I'd like to think how many experts have
handled that.

445
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:48,210
It's Russian.

446
00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:50,400
A samovar, of course.

447
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:53,580
Late 19th, early 20th century.

448
00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:56,570
Nickel -plated. Beautiful piece of
workmanship.

449
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,950
Would you like me to make a stab at its
value?

450
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:00,560
Only if you want to.

451
00:22:00,561 --> 00:22:03,539
Well, I think we're talking somewhere in
the region. If I might interrupt you,

452
00:22:03,540 --> 00:22:06,550
Michael. I think you'll find it's not
quite what it seems.

453
00:22:07,130 --> 00:22:08,390
You see these marks?

454
00:22:09,050 --> 00:22:10,730
They're absolutely perfect.

455
00:22:10,731 --> 00:22:15,449
Which, of course, is a giveaway, because
the original Russian models would have

456
00:22:15,450 --> 00:22:19,609
had hand -stamped marks, whereas these
brilliant 20th -century copies were

457
00:22:19,610 --> 00:22:20,990
always stamped by machines.

458
00:22:21,150 --> 00:22:25,129
Copies? Yes, they were made between the
wars in the east end of London by

459
00:22:25,130 --> 00:22:31,309
Immanuel Solomon, using, behind, a stamp
brought over by his grandfather during

460
00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:32,360
the Russian pogroms.

461
00:22:32,970 --> 00:22:36,870
So much for Aunty's cred then, Trace.
All right, you win.

462
00:22:38,630 --> 00:22:40,980
But look, you promised not to bring it
up again.

463
00:22:41,790 --> 00:22:45,530
Yeah, but that was when we thought she
was due, Lally. But now... But now what?

464
00:22:45,870 --> 00:22:47,750
So she recognised the bit of old tin.

465
00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:50,540
She's still too brick -short of a load.
No, she's not.

466
00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:55,310
Oh, hello, girl. Tea's nearly ready.

467
00:22:57,290 --> 00:22:59,550
Aunty, which one of us is adopted?

468
00:23:02,670 --> 00:23:06,429
You can cut out the act, can't you? I
know you're no loopier than I am. What

469
00:23:06,430 --> 00:23:07,480
does that prove?

470
00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:12,290
It says in this letter, Mum went
shopping up the children's zone.

471
00:23:12,990 --> 00:23:14,590
Now, which one of us did she buy?

472
00:23:14,850 --> 00:23:16,170
What letter's that, then?

473
00:23:16,290 --> 00:23:18,770
The letter some young careforsman wrote
to Mum.

474
00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:20,970
Oh, yes, I remember.

475
00:23:21,270 --> 00:23:24,850
She lied about her age to him, of
course. She was a one.

476
00:23:25,910 --> 00:23:27,250
Who the hell is it?

477
00:23:27,970 --> 00:23:30,090
It's me, isn't it? Oh, don't be dull.

478
00:23:30,290 --> 00:23:31,340
Oh, God, it's...

479
00:23:33,271 --> 00:23:35,039
of you.

480
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,880
She went up the orphanage.

481
00:23:37,580 --> 00:23:38,630
I know it's me.

482
00:23:38,820 --> 00:23:41,470
I've always known it was me. Oh, Sharon,
you promised.

483
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:42,920
You promised to let it drop.

484
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,880
Oh, please, girls.

485
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:49,280
Here, don't cry, Tracy. I'm... Tracy.

486
00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:51,180
You got it right.

487
00:23:52,020 --> 00:23:53,500
So who the hell is it?

488
00:23:54,540 --> 00:23:58,680
Your mum made me promise the last time
they took her in hospital.

489
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:02,160
We knew it was the end. She wouldn't
pull through this time.

490
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:08,499
Sylvie, she said, Promise me you'll not
tell the girls. Promise me. Tell the

491
00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:09,539
girls what?

492
00:24:09,540 --> 00:24:14,919
Oh, you don't know how much I miss her.
We always looked out for each other. I

493
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,120
only started the spiritualism to try to
reach her.

494
00:24:18,460 --> 00:24:20,740
You don't want to fall out, you two.

495
00:24:21,020 --> 00:24:23,000
There's nothing like sisters.

496
00:24:23,620 --> 00:24:25,380
Of course we don't want to fall out.

497
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,080
If we are sisters.

498
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,760
What did mum make you promise, auntie?

499
00:24:32,020 --> 00:24:35,130
A promise is a promise. Miss Sharon,
dear.

500
00:24:36,210 --> 00:24:37,670
Look, don't be frightened.

501
00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:40,430
It don't matter which one of us is
adopted.

502
00:24:41,210 --> 00:24:42,510
We grew up together.

503
00:24:43,150 --> 00:24:45,150
We love each other like sisters.

504
00:24:45,930 --> 00:24:48,490
We're going to stick together till the
day we die.

505
00:24:49,450 --> 00:24:53,389
It don't matter what you're going to
tell us, but we've got to know. She just

506
00:24:53,390 --> 00:24:55,010
said we were sisters, Cloughies.

507
00:24:55,290 --> 00:24:57,030
Yes, you are sisters.

508
00:24:58,490 --> 00:25:00,830
They adopted the pair of you.

509
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:08,700
You see, your mum and dad couldn't have
kids.

510
00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:11,160
Try till they was blue in the face.

511
00:25:11,580 --> 00:25:14,470
And keep in mind, there was both the
wrong side, of course.

512
00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:18,560
So, they went up the kids' home and
there you were.

513
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:20,170
Who was?

514
00:25:20,420 --> 00:25:22,500
Well, both of you, like I said.

515
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:28,300
Two little girls, one barely three years
old, the other no more than a baby.

516
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:31,900
Your dad couldn't bear the thought of
splitting you up.

517
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:34,860
Gladys only really wanted the one of
you.

518
00:25:34,861 --> 00:25:36,389
Which one?

519
00:25:36,390 --> 00:25:37,440
Oh, God.

520
00:25:37,710 --> 00:25:39,230
That we don't want to know.

521
00:25:39,570 --> 00:25:44,030
But your dad talked her through. It's
all or nothing, he said.

522
00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:45,680
You mean her dad?

523
00:25:46,030 --> 00:25:49,710
Mr. Call Me Irresponsible. Out of gold,
he had.

524
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:55,930
Oh, I'm sorry, Gladys. But I had to tell
them. And I'm glad I did.

525
00:25:58,070 --> 00:26:00,550
God, I think that marrow's catching.

526
00:26:02,230 --> 00:26:03,510
Hang about, hang about.

527
00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:06,950
Certificate? I mean, they're all in
order.

528
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,400
Of course they are, dear.

529
00:26:08,660 --> 00:26:10,800
Me and your Uncle Russell fixed them.

530
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:15,080
Had a lovely copper plate and your Uncle
Russell.

531
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:21,179
Considering he left school at 13 and bit
his fingernail, and as I used to char

532
00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:22,460
down the old town hall.

533
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,900
What are you on about now, are they?

534
00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:29,299
Well, your mum and dad was old
-fashioned, dear. They thought being

535
00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:33,180
would hold you back in life, so I got
hold of a couple of blanks for them.

536
00:26:33,630 --> 00:26:34,680
Blank what?

537
00:26:36,170 --> 00:26:38,110
Blank birth certificates you did.

538
00:26:38,490 --> 00:26:39,870
That's right. It was easy.

539
00:26:40,090 --> 00:26:41,890
Filing cabinet weren't even locked.

540
00:26:42,850 --> 00:26:45,860
Uncle Russell filled them in and I
signed for the registrar.

541
00:26:46,030 --> 00:26:48,750
It was a doddle. Did it for loads of
families.

542
00:26:51,790 --> 00:26:55,070
What? You could have gone to prison for
that.

543
00:26:55,830 --> 00:26:56,880
I did.

544
00:27:09,130 --> 00:27:10,180
Of course she can.

545
00:27:11,810 --> 00:27:12,860
Can't you sleep?

546
00:27:12,990 --> 00:27:14,040
No.

547
00:27:14,250 --> 00:27:16,900
Funnily enough, I seem to have rather a
lot on my mind.

548
00:27:17,610 --> 00:27:18,660
Me and all.

549
00:27:19,350 --> 00:27:21,010
I can't seem to take it in either.

550
00:27:21,510 --> 00:27:24,280
What? That our mum and dad ain't really
our mum and dad?

551
00:27:24,850 --> 00:27:26,610
No, that Aunty Sylvie was an old leg.

552
00:27:28,810 --> 00:27:31,590
Anyway, mum and dad were mum and dad to
us.

553
00:27:32,410 --> 00:27:33,460
Yeah, of course.

554
00:27:35,790 --> 00:27:40,650
Ed, try... Sharon, don't. Whatever it
is, Don't. No, listen a minute.

555
00:27:41,610 --> 00:27:43,720
Well, it must have occurred to you and
all.

556
00:27:43,721 --> 00:27:48,089
Would you like to find out who our real
parents are? Sharon, don't you dare.

557
00:27:48,090 --> 00:27:52,469
But we're entitled to find out. No, not
if they abandoned us. I don't want to

558
00:27:52,470 --> 00:27:55,120
know. But it could have been some young
girl on her own.

559
00:27:55,490 --> 00:27:57,960
Didn't have no choice. Thought it was
for the best.

560
00:27:59,570 --> 00:28:05,190
On the other end, we could find out we
would relate to someone really

561
00:28:05,191 --> 00:28:07,009
Oh, yeah?

562
00:28:07,010 --> 00:28:08,060
Like who?

563
00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:11,760
Don't you think there's a distinct
resemblance?

564
00:28:50,150 --> 00:28:54,589
Shambolic sketches, bizarre behaviour
and impeccable impersonations in the

565
00:28:54,590 --> 00:28:55,469
possible taste.

566
00:28:55,470 --> 00:28:59,649
Obviously, it can only be the Kenny
Everett television show coming straight

567
00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:00,699
you after the advert.

568
00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:05,250
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